I'm playing soccer!

Soccer

So, in America my Mom asked me if I wanted to play soccer, and I said yes. So I thought that I was going to play soccer in America, but then when it got close to time to leave America, we (me, Yan and Fliss) still hadn't played! So I asked Mom why, and she said because we were going to play here, not in America. I was so annoyed, because I don't know much French. 

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So, we get to where soccer is, and me, Fliss and Yan are all ready, and then the Coach (Who is Mom and Dad's friend from Brazil) says that there is no girl's soccer yet! But he said that Yan could join the day after. If you want to know why I am still playing soccer, I'm not. I am actually just going there every Wednesday and, starting from the week before, my friend started coming to the girls (It's only me, Fliss, Yan and my friend Erang, but Yan wouldn't be in it cause it's for girls, but since Yan is my brother, he can do it to) class! But unfortunately we don't actually play soccer, but we do exercise, and we do small matches sometime, but only with four people (The coach), and the coach uses small goals in the small matches. Do you know how do say 'A cat and a horse in French?' It's like this, 'Un chat et un cheval! It's kinda weird, but I guess not.