Fun Play Times
Cute little Simba is playing with Fliss. Felicity made a big stack of pillows, so they're taking turns to jump on to them. Simba thinks that they (the pillows) are sleds! 😂 Anyway, how has your day been going?
Jokes
1. Me: Knock Knock.
You:Who's there?
Me: Cows go.
You: Cows go who?
Me: No, Cows go moo!
2. (this is just a funny sentence) Once a skeleton walked into a bar and said: "I'd like a pint of beer and a mop please."
This ↑ joke was from my Dad. He sent it to my cousin because he had trouble breathing, so he had to go to the hospital. We each sent one.
3. (I can't remember Mom's one, so here's Lily's) How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
4. (Yan's) which Jedi always got hand-me-downs from his older brother? Obi-2-conouby.
5. (Mine) why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high-school.
6. (Flissy's) Why did the boy through butter outside? Cause he wanted to see butter-fly.
7. (Simba's) Why was six afraid of seven? Cause seven ate nine.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Those are funny! I especially like your joke! HUM>>>>>> I can't think of any off the top of my head. Tomorrow I will be in the car with Grampie driving to Canada. We will make a list of jokes and when we get home, I will write them down for you! Thanks for making me smile and laugh!! Love you!! Grandma
ReplyDeleteI actually think Dad's (the bar one) is the best, although all of them were great. Oh well, you can think of one or two when you get back. What time did you leave? Your welcome. I bet your jokes will make me laugh too!
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